Monday, July 26, 2010

What a DAMN Close Shave!!

This morning as Fergus (Grandfather) was unlocking the garage shutter; it sprang open and unhooked it from the steel hoop. I squatted with both hands on the lip of the shutter while the metallic scraping noise could be heard.

Out of the blue, Fergus dived at me and crashed into my thighs, I though he was insane! Why the hell would he do that?!! Both of us went sprawling to the ground, we waited in anticipation for the explosion but there was none. Fergus put up his Leatherman and carefully cut through the fishing line, slowly he raised his hands pulled the IED (Improvised Explosive Device) free, after which, he rolled onto one side, cut the two leads attached to the battery before removing it and throwing it into the garage. Fergus then entered the garage before coming out with the plastic explosive.

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